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‘A pig is as solid as a rock.  Pigs remind me of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.  They haven’t got any hair on them.  And they’ll throw you around.  Pick you up like nothing.  If Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was on all fours, that’s what a pig walking towards you would look like.’

Introducing Clarkson’s Farm favourite Kaleb Cooper’s worldly wisdom on life’s big issues, from the difference between straw and hay, to the importance of having a hair perm.

In this utterly hilarious book, Kaleb reveals his true, loveable, funny and down-to-earth self, with deadpan gags and unique observations that will have you crying with laughter.

Hardback.